Saturday, December 17, 2005



The 12 Days of Christmas

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me..12 lazy reporters, 11 degrees on the thermometer, 10 days of break, 9 mariachi songs, 8 movies a day, 7 dollars in my bank account, 6 TV channels , 5 new skirts, 4 new violin strings, 3 broken keychains, 2 demanding writers, and 1 cranky ceramics teacher.
12 lazy reporters: No, I am not complaining about my staff. They are great kids, but the just need that motivational push that quite frankly I don't feel like giving.
11 degrees on the thermometer: I love seminary. I love seminary in the morning. I hate seminary in the moring when it's cold outside.
10 days of break: I am so ridiculously excited that I could jump up and down right now. Only 4 more days.
9 Mariachi Songs: Thank you Mr. Brown.
8 movies a day: Over Christmas Break, I am planning on waking up and going to the dollar theater one morning and starting with the earliest showing, see how many movies I can see in one day. My estimate is about 8 movies. So if anyone would like to join me, that would be great.
7 dollars in my bank account: I don't really know how much I have in my account, but I think it's about 7 dollars. I should probably start to save my money.
6 TV Channels: I am going crazy over my TV. We only get 6 channels in with decent reception. I miss cable.
5 new skirts: I just received them from my aunt and I am very excited to wear them.
4 new violin strings: I was thinking the other night and I probably should retire my old ones and invest in some new ones.
3 broken keychains: In a matter of 2 months, I just broke my third one earlier today.
2 demanding writers: Full of demands and 1 threat for a lawsuit. (Don't get me started)
1 cranky cermaics teacher: Who will be falling "terriably ill" on Monday and Tuesday, so bug her!
Have a good day!

Tuesday, December 06, 2005


What this blogger has to say about Josh Groban (not Josh Lohner)

This is probably the best song ever sang by him:

"Alejate"
Jamas senti en el alma tanto amor
Y nadie mas que tu, me amo
Por ti rei y llore, renaci tambien
Lo que tuve di, por tenerte aqui
Ya se que despedirnos es mejorS
ufriendo pagare mi error
Ya nada sera igual, lo tengo que aceptar
Ya hallar la fuerza en mi para este adios
Alejate, no puedo mas
Ya no hay manera de volver el tiempo atras
Olvidate de mi
Y dejame seguir a solas con mi soledad
Alejate, ya dime adios
Y me resignare a seguir sin tu calor
Y jamas entedere que fue lo que paso
Si nada puedo hacer, alejate
No voy a arrepentirme del ayer
Amando te hise mujer
Por el amor aquel, por serte siempre fiel
Hoy tengo que ser fuerte y aprender
Alejate, no puedo mas
Ya no hay manera de volver el tiempo atras
Olvidate de mi
Y dejame seguir a solas con mi soledad
Alejate, ya dime adios
Y me resignara seguir sin tu calor
Y jamas entedere que fue lo que paso
Si nada puedo hacer, alejate
Alejate, no puedo mas
Ya no hay manera de volver el tiempo atras
Olvidate de miY dejame seguir a solas con mi soledad
Alejate, ya dime adios
Y me resignara seguir sin tu calor
Y jamas entedere que fue lo que paso
Si nada puedo hacer, alejate


I believe this song is in Spanish, so if anyone can translate it for me, it would be greatly appreciated. (cause you know, I only took 3 years of Spanish!)

Monday, December 05, 2005

HELP! I'm Stuck!

I am stuck here in good old P-Town. Everyone is leaving! My friend lives in Malaysia and will be there for about 7 more months. A neighbor of mine is going to Hawaii in about a couple of weeks. My young women leader just got back from Belgium with loads and loads of chocolate. An0ther friend of mine is for sure going to school in Ceder City next year. A girl in my ward in moving to Orem, and I am stuck here in good old P-Town.

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Today

~I woke up 45 minutes late and ate whoppers for breakfast
~There was a little-no too much drama in sewing
~I fought with myself on a message board
~LJ, Tristan, and I found the fun of pointing and laughing at people
~Hunter and I got into an argument about tomatos and why they are in the vegetable cateragory on the food pyramid when they are a fruit
~Dessa showed me her christmas wish list
~I searched for my homeboy CamO on myspace
~I wrote this stupid blog entry

Monday, November 28, 2005


Attention: This Just In!

Bailey looks like Jake Gylenhaal
Thoughts that crossed my mine today...

Josh: I think the music has finally caught up with you. When did you become so strange? Too bad I like you so much that I don't care any more.

All "MySpace" users: Now really guys, come on!

Logan T.: I hope that you aren't really gay. You don't want to turn out freaky like Ty is now. (Wow, you would be the 2nd person I crushed on who changed their sexualtiy).

Sister Kendrick: Remember to bring back some of that Belguim wealth you keep on complaining about, i.e. chocolate covered french fries, chocolate covered walfles etc. P.S. Come home soon because your husband is a pain in the you know what to feed and your classes are obnoxious!

Bailey: Please don't vommit on me!

Malaina: Did you eat turkey?

Kayleigh: Andy is mine!

Andy: Kayleigh is just trying use you to say that someone likes her!

Jake: Please be saving me a spot in line!

Brittany: Fix your phone!

Lauren: What did you put for number 32?

Winston: Get over yourself...I'm glad you are too busy to date so Tristan couldn't take you to MORP

Vending Machine Guys: I wish you would turn on the machines. Duh!

Kristin: Too crazy, but love you!

Brother Laing: Really, who makes their kids recite ALL of the 13 Article of Faith before dinner!?

Key Club: Please provide treats for you next meeting.

Brother Laing: Lucious, LUCIOUS, Lucious, Lucious, LUCIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnathan Taylor Thomas: My old teenybopper celebrity crush. Whatever happened to you?

Thanksgiving Break: Thank you for all of your good memories...the juicy turkey, how the cranberry sauce ran smoothly down my throat, the stuffing baked to perfection (nothing can beat homemade stuffing), jokes about the "queer club" at my school, what Beth wants to be when she grows up (hopefully that will never happen!), cranking up the Christams tunes, cleaning out my dungeon-like bedroom, learning that Shawn not Phillip is the father of Belle's baby, the final split of Nick and Jessica, sleeping in late, not worrying about my homework until Sunday night.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005


My Life...or something like it

A while ago, my parents told me that I needed to get a job...or basically told me in a nice way that I need to grow up and stop cleaning out their wallets. So the hunt went on. I applied to Target and Gap, oh yeah and Movies 8 about 8 or 9 times. Then one day, a lady in my ward asked me if I was looking for a job, and when I said that I was, she asked me to watch her kids almost everyday in the summer while she went to work. I said yes..
I admit, this is how I get the internet, great kid movies, and a free science lesson everyday (or just about everyday) of my life! The two kids I watch are Hunter and Dessa. Hunter is 11 and Dessa is 9. They are great kids. I really like to watch them. So, that is my explaination on why I agreed to watch them during the school year from about 3-6 everyday.
Dessa and I have good "girl talk" considering the fact that my only sister is 16 years younger than me so I don't get to talk "girl talk" with her yet. One week during the summer, Hunter went to a fencing (yes I said fencing) camp. Dessa and I were here alone and lets just say I lived up the past 17 years of not having a sister with her. We did manicures, facials with cucumbers, talked about boys and dumb girls, and watched just about every Hillary Duff movie ever made. But the best was planning our future weddings, including the colors and flowers for each season. Example, we came the conclusion that if either of us are married in the winter, silver would for sure be in the color scheme and roses would be part of our bouqet's. It was a blast.
But then the next week, Dessa went to a girl scout camp and then there was Hunter and I. That is where my free science lessons come in. I learned and was reinformed about magnets, rockets, anything dealing with engineering, and how to make the perfect airplane or spacecraft out of legos. Normally, I don't like scientific stuff like that, but I do have to say that I came home everyday just a little smarter. On top of that, I got my lesson on playing Zelda and Pokemon.
Honestly, I can't think of a better way to spend my summer days.
I am now sitting at their computer, after helping Dessa practice her piano and listening to Hunter tell me that his homework is going very very very very very very very slowly. If I were at home, I would be cleaning my room, or watching King of the Hill. (Good thing I am here!)
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For the record, I am hating my Senior year. I am too stressed out, I try out for awards and I don't get them, I sit in the exact same spot I did last year in orchestra, I have headaches the size of Moscow, I didn't go to Homecoming, no one listens to me as an editor, I wake up early so I can go to seminary resulting me to fall asleep in my psychology class, I realized that I have been in competition with one my best friends since 8th grade, the boy I like and thought he liked me just got a girlfriend, Constatine got voted off American Idol early (I still am suffering withdrawls from it), Jake Gyllenhall plays a gay cowboy in his new movie, my room is a pit, I get worried about college, I am way behind on my payment for tour, the people in my ceramics class make me want to eat clay and then jump off the school roof, my sequined shoes are falling apart, I am freezing, my principle is a Jack, I got a ticket to the Howie Day concert (5th row!) and ended up having to go to Youth Conference instead, and my hair looks like crap everyday! Wow, I think that was the longest sentence of complaints I have every written.
But there are some pros to being a senior this year: I tried susi for the first time and loved it, my friends and I are going to Disney Land for music tour this year, I am so excited for Thankgiving break that I could pee my pants, I got a car, Cameron called me back, I decided that it would be basically amazing to be an optomitrist, I am wondering if my orchestra teacher's son is gay or just a Democrat, Brady Garret is in my seminary class, I can lift 200 pounds with my legs, my friend will be home from Malaysia in less than a year, I found some resonably priced "work-it boots", the Harry Potter movie is out, 2 of my aunts are going to have babies, I am in a Mariachi band (how amazing is that?), there has been 2 streakers at my school, I went to PF Changs with Andy (looks just like Andy Roddick!), some of us went to IHOP at 10:30 at night with sunglasses on and only ordering orange freezes, my mom agreeing to let me redo my bedroom anyway that I want, and I got to see Dustin do his old man walk across the stage of my high school's production of Beauty and the Beast. So, I guess my senior year hasn't been that bad.
So, I that pretty much is my life...or somthing like it.

Monday, November 21, 2005





Hello Stankho!
(Sorry if noone else gets this!)


Tuesday, November 15, 2005


The Most Wonderful Time of the Year!

A shout out goes to all of you who are sick and I hope that you feel better soon.
This is a friend of mine's "100 Greatest Things Ever! (November 15)
1.Pens
2.Flip flops
3.hair
4.finger nails
5.forks
6.mechanical pencils
7.spandex
8.fishnets
9.psychology
10.binders
11.lamination
12.paper clips
13.Faux Chanelle
14.denim
15.bug sunglasses
16.glass
17.Hot Pockets
18.Honey Roasted Peanuts
19.Josh's hair
20.Josh's glasses
21.Josh in general
22.baseball
23.baseball players
24.glitter
25.pomade
26.conditioner
27.overhead prjectors
28.radiation
29.blind spots
30.noses
31.clocks
32.pinky
33.big toe
34.sausage
35.poles
36.swimming pools
37.rainbows
38.rain
39.snow
40.snowmen
41.ice skating
42.IHOP
43.stuffed french toast
44.retina
45.Sons of Provo
46.buttons
47.Flonase
48.sketch books
49.palates
50.airplanes
51.stewardess
52.pilots
53.cars
54.dots
55.stripes
56.sweaters
57.sheet music
58.piano
59.Dominant Strings
60.pockets
61.bananas
62.radios
63.TV's
64.DVD's
65.embrodery machine
66.dentists
67.super glue
68.laughing gas
69.desks
70.fruit loops
71.Life cereal
72.pin stripes
73.pony tales
74.cures
75.sno cones
76.Hawiian Ice
77.ice cream
78.spoons
79.Rods and Cones
80.sequins
81.tonsles
82.piping
83.pillows
84.diamonds
85.gold
86.platunum
87.mines
89.rifles
90.shooting ranges
91.shoelaces
92.velcro
93.pencil sharpner
94.neurons
95.locks
96.orange chicken
97.Panda Express
98.juice
99.coupons
100.Elisabeth! (she only had 99, so I just added the last one in)
LJ, if you are reading this and are angry that I put it in here I am truly sorry.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Tough Glazes





Pottery (pot·ter·y): n 1: ceramic ware made from clay and baked in a kiln; the art of, was early practised among all nations
The art of ceramics took place centuries and centuries ago, and today we are still able to appriciate the fine craftmanship of the potter.
That was the method behind the maddness on why I signed up for Ceramics 1 at the begining of this school year. I always thought that it would be cool to have an object that my posterity could have and show off to people saying "This pot was made by my great-great-great-great grandma back in 2005! Isn't that cool? Wasn't she the coolest person ever?!" and so on. (Corny? Yes. Do I care? No). The begining of the class was all fine. I made a stamp, a mug, a jewlery box, and I threw my very first pot on a wheel. The teacher even learned my name which is very surprising becuase those who know me well know that I don't really participate in class discussions or talk to teachers on a daily basis. I just kind of do my thing and walk out with my A. So it seemed like this class was going well. That was until today. I got my first glazed pot back from the fireing. I thought it looked pretty decent. It was a dark purple with dots of black and brown where the glaze weared off and the clay showed through. Well, my teacher brought out a box full of glazed pots. One at a time she took out each of the pots and showed them to the class and critiqued them. Once she got to my pot, she held it up and said, "This is a good example of a bad example on how not to glaze a pot." Then she went on about how we need to pay attention to the demonstrations she gives in class and about how our fireing kiln is broken so we need to make sure that we wipe off the glaze because the teacher from the other school is fireing our pots out of "the goodness of his heart". Then she put it down and excused us to go back into the studio. Let's just say, it was pretty embarassing to pick up my pot and take it home after that. But instead of leaving it there, I decided to take it home becuase I wanted to keep it forever so my grandchildren could show everyone how cool I was.

Thursday, November 03, 2005


Jennifer Aniston and Sweet Mariachi Music


So today, a girl stopped me in the hall at school and said, "You know what? You look a lot like Jennifer Aniston." Then she walked away. I wasn't quite sure what to think of that. Did she say that because she hates Jennifer Aniston, therefore secretly hating me? Maybe she was reminded of the ditsy and carless life Rachel on Friends lives and saw me have a spastic moment right there in the hall? I don't know. I don't really think I look so much like Jennifer Aniston, but I'll let you be the judge.
Here's Jennifer:









And here's my boyfriend and I at homecoming:













Honestly, we couldn't be anymore different! Anyway, I play the violin in my school's so-called mariachi band. I call it "so-called" mainly because none of us are Mexican, just the lead singer. So we are all a bunch of white American posers, except for Rey. But hey, it's fun. I had a practice after school today at 2:30 and I needed to be at the house of the family I babysit for at 3:00 to beat them home from school. At about 2:50, I said "Sorry guys but I really have to get going." Well Rey, said "Just stay for 1 more song!" I tried to tell him that I had to leave NOW, but then he said, "Let's do 'Besome Mucho'" and I was sold. You see, besides having an amazing singing voice, he is by far the most attractive Latino boy who has a drop dead accent. And "Besome Mucho" means "Kiss Me Much", so how could I resist? At 2:55, I ran out to my car as fast as my little boots could carry me, threw everything into the backseat, and stepped on it. As a side note, I am not easily annoyed, but there are a few things that do get on my nerves from time to time. For example, slow driving and long lights. I didn't really appriciate going 25 in a 35 mile zone. After escaping the madness, I finally made it, just 2 minutes late.
I have learned some stuff today that didn't pertain to my actual school work. First, don't act dumb around others because they are watching you and comparing you to others you don't really want to be compared to. Second, don't give up precious time (especially to those Latin accents and good looks).
Well... until next time.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Wow! After months of endless peer pressure and after reading other blogs (cjanerun), I have finally created a blog of my very own! The real challenge was naming it. So I combined 2 of my favorite things: Jude Law and the Beatles. Thus "Hey Jude!" was born.
My friends and I like to sit in our classes and write down the top 10 things of the moment. Sometimes we get a little crazy and so most of our top 10's are a little random.
This is my top 10 as of 11/1/05 at 3:26 pm
1. red finger nails
2. Josh Groban
3. Kit-Kat bars
4. Jude, Jake, and Johnny
5. Gone With the Wind
6. Cinabons
7. Gap
8. teacup poodles
9. Laguna Beach
10. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Coming November 18!)
Well...until next time!