I felt a funeral in my brain

...and it basically rocked!

Yesterday during church, I was thinking about what I will be like when I am an old lady. Will I have a white fro or "whisper" to another old lady friend during a relief society lesson when I am really talking quite loudly. The only way I could think of myself old was to compare myself to the ladies in my family(cause of that whole genetics thing).

Lady number one: my mom
Well, my mom isn't even close to being old or even old looking so she's out

Lady number 2 and 3: my grandmothers
Both of my grandmothers are older, but they still dye their hair. My dad's mom's hair is black and my mom's mom's hair is brown. They don't match the right hair criteria, so they're out.

Lady number 4: My greatgrandmother
She is definintely old (not to be rude, but she is like 80) My mom reassured me that I wouldn't be like her because she is really subborn and grumpy. So I guess she's out too.(She kind of reminds me of Dolly Parton for some reason. She doesn't look like her, doesn't act like her, doesn't even sound like her, but for some reason, whenever I see Dolly Parton, I think of grandma great.)

I don't know, I guess I will just have to wait and see.
I just hope I don't end up looking like this.

Help wanted: A new writer for the online blog Hey Jude
I'm frest out of ideas to write about, I have hit what I call a "writer's cramp". So, I dedicate this post to what I did today.
Today, I woke up. I didn't get dressed because well, it's summer, I'm almost 18, I graduated from high school, and I live in America (any questions?) I ate some Life cereal. I then turned on the telly only to find that my lovely siblings were already watching Spongebob and Caillou. So, I went to my bedroom and read Harry Potter 6 because I have a feeling Harry will be making a comeback sometime next year. I then watched this Martha Stewart wedding show with my mutha. I then watched some of the third season of the Gilmore Girls (laugh/roll your eyes if you will, but I am hooked!) My aunt Cristina came over and I chatted with her. Then I watched my soaps, Days of Our Lives and Passions. I then went back to Stars Hallow (GG) and watched for a couple of hours. I then started to load the dishwasher. I ate Wendy's for dinner (only because my dad and brothers are gone) and watched some good ol' celebrity gossip. I am now typing at the computer, boring you all with my boring life.
To make this post more interesting, here's a picture of my brother:

Happy 666!

Here are my lists of 6...here by popular demand

Things I want to do before I die:
1. Travel east from Utah (I'm dying to see Colorado!)
2. Meet Andy Roddick so I can prove to myself he really isn't cute in real life
3. Egg someone's house (maybe Ms. Snyder, but that would be way too mean)
4. Run a mile and actually enjoy it

5. Learn how to speak Polish
6. Tell my grandkids about all my adventures that started because 3 friends and I found a pair of pants that magically fit us all

Thing I cannot do:
1. Read The Hobbit without falling asleep by page 7
2. A freaking cartwheel!
3. Win a reality TV show
4. Wear cowboy boots and leggings
5. Grasp the whole atoms/electron/neuron concept
6. Understand poetry (especially Thanatopsis!)

Things that attracted me to my spouse:
1-6. NA

Things I say often:
1. Sweet
2. Shutup
3. Oh Snap!
4. I don't know
5. Whatever
6. Uh...

Books I love:
1. Pride and Prejudice
2. Kill a Mockingbird
3. Emma
4. Jane Eyre
5. Out of the Dust
6. Sloppy Firsts

Movies I could watch over and over:
1. Walk the Line
2. Mouling Rouge
3. Sons of Provo
4. Legally Blonde
5. Pride and Prejudice
6. Better off Dead

People who should fill out these super cool lists and be super cool like me:
1. No Name Good Enough
2. November Guest
3. My mutha
4. Cristina
5. Brooklyn
6. Someone else...